Mae: What year were you born?
Me: 1977
Mae: No, what year?
Me: 1977
Mae: I mean, like, two thousand and what?
Me: No, I was born before 2000.
Mae (visibly anguished): I don't understand what you're saying!!!
And so on. We finally just agreed to drop it.
Things I Don't Tell My Wife
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When everything gets dark and everyone goes to bed on Saturdays, I write all
night. Well. That’s what I tell my wife. I might only write one paragraph.
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Thats so cute.
When I was her age I thought the world moved around the car and the car stayed in the same place.
What Brian didn't realize is that he described perfectly the theory of relativity at age 4.
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