Mae: What year were you born?
Me: 1977
Mae: No, what year?
Me: 1977
Mae: I mean, like, two thousand and what?
Me: No, I was born before 2000.
Mae (visibly anguished): I don't understand what you're saying!!!
And so on. We finally just agreed to drop it.
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When I met Jenna, I was some kind of catch.
Jobless. Carless. Soon to be homeless and looking for a place to crash. I
bought cartons of cigarettes with a...
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Thats so cute.
When I was her age I thought the world moved around the car and the car stayed in the same place.
What Brian didn't realize is that he described perfectly the theory of relativity at age 4.
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