Brian Hagmeier is More Famous Than My Dad

Brian made this poker chip and gave it to Barack Obama early in the primary season. We all figured the Secret Service tossed it in the garbage. Guess not. Holy crap.

Score One For the Germans

I want.

Sexy Bitch

Santa Claus

Merry Christmas, all!

Something to Examine, After All

You HAVE to try this.

Sexy Bitch

Urban Outreach Essential Site No. 2

Right after urbandictionary.com...

HowToSayThatName.com

For all you special educators out there.

A Beaderstadt-Jecklin Family Xmas Classic

P.S. RIP, John Denver

Canceled, According to KCRG.com

Shoplifting Class at Lindale Mall -
No Class Thursday

RuPaul + RuPaul

Question of the Day--"Mary's On Pain Meds" Edition

What's Brian really like in the sack?

Sexy Bitches--"Mary's On Pain Meds" Edition

Doyle Brunson


Brad Pitt


Neil Diamond


Barack Obama


Bigfoot Brian

Confidential to Melissa and Carrie

It's no laughing matter.

Sexy Bitch

Scarlett Johansson

OMG, Penguins ARE Adorable!

(Unless the Brits observe April Fools' Day on December 15, this is totally true.)



Gay penguins expelled from zoo colony for stealing eggs are given their own to look after following animal rights protest

Sexy Bitch

Robert Downey, Jr.

Have I Lost All My Feminist Credentials

Or are both of these things funny?

It Wasn't Me

But I wish it was.

Good Reasons to Text Melissa at 4:45 AM

It Wasn't Me

But I wish it was.

Palin's Church is Badly Damaged by Fire

He's So Gifted

Liam's class is studying "Ramps and Balls" in science. Last week, Liam asked me if I wanted to see his ramp and balls.

I got the feeling he'd been rehearsing that joke at school.

Oh, Great

Bad Times Draw Bigger Crowds to Churches

Sexy Bitch

Romany Malco
(Yup, we're on to Weeds.)

Would You Rather?

Be depressed all winter, or go four months without an orgasm?

I Like This

"Moshekwa" (2006) by Marlene Dumas

Whacket for Michael

www.whacket.com

Sexy Bitch

Zooey Deschanel

La Di Da Di

I likes to clean my house, wake up early to bake cookies, make lists, boss Melissa and my sister around, fret about where all the people are going to go, fret about why no one's here yet, make people really strong drinks, circulate with plates of food, laugh and fake smile, talk a tiny bit to my real friends, pass out, then wake up early to a sticky, sticky kitchen and a hung-over-but-still-beautiful girlfriend.

(With apologies to Snoop Dogg)