"I Hope Jesus' Tetanus Shots are Up-To-Date"

It's kinda old (from July), but did y'all see this?

Sexy Bitch

Another reason to love Canada. The cast of You Can't Do That on Television.

(Sad that all these kids are way too homely to be on TV today.)

Question of the Day

What Thanksgiving food are you looking most forward to?

This One's Just For Melissa

And all the other belly button lovers out there. ;-)

Bellies are Beautiful.com

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Tim Riggins (yes, that's the name of his character, but I don't give a fuck about the actor who plays him)

A New Low

I'm so desperate for new e-mail, Facebook notifications, or blog comments that I just checked my junk mail folder to see if there was anything of interest.

My computer doesn't love me back anymore.

Party Nerds International

Scientists Interpret Their Research Through Dance

Sexy Homo Bitch

Beyonce, take two:

A+ Parenting

Liam starts wrestling practice tonight.

Melissa and I have been arguing (in a very polite and non-confrontational way, of course) about whether to sign him up. She thinks he shows natural ability that he should be encouraged to cultivate. I think it's a sport for dumb hicks.

In the end, I don't think either of those arguments was a winner. The fact is, the boy needs an outlet for all his energy. And so do we.

Saw This and Had to Share

Orgasmic Birth

What would happen if women were taught to enjoy birth rather than endure it?

In answering that question, Orgasmic Birth poses the ultimate challenge to our cultural myths.

With commentary by Dr. Christiane Northrup, Ina May Gaskin, and other experts in the field... and stunning moments of women in the ecstatic release of childbirth.

Please promise me that you'll click on the link and play the video. It's really worth the detour.

Sartorial Sara Says

Beyonce, girl, that glove is not going to catch on.

Question of the Day

1) Do you agree that a two-state solution is best for the Israeli-Palestine conflict?

2) If you're exercising in your apartment, are you obligated not to jump around too much if there are neighbors beneath you?

Sexy Bitch

David Boreanaz (for Gen)

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Jeffrey Dean Morgan

God damn, I'm the biggest fucking sap. But that sly smile and gravelly voice make me weaker than, well, a plotline involving the return of (and sex scene with) Izzy's dead fiance's ghost.

Hey, LA!

Almost as disturbing as a labia-sheathed cock and balls, Femme Maison by Louise Bourgeois

I can't be there, so I need you to make a pilgrimage on my behalf.

Louise Bourgeois Exhibition at MoCA

Sartorial Sara Says

Please no to your pleated-front dress pants.

Question of the Day

If you could leave a flaming pile of dog shit on anyone's door, whose would it be?

Sexy Bitch

Michaela Conlin

Melissa loves Bones more than she loves me. Although I'd like to think that I helped her develop her taste for "nerd" in the first place.

Question of the Day

What's something that you need people to agree with you about, if they want to be your friend?

A+ Parenting

A little advice (most of you probably already knew these things):

1) Apparently, teaching children to be ashamed of their "private" parts serves some very important sociological functions.

2) Never tell your children how much you weigh.

American Idol

I'm a Nerd But This is Interesting

Reshaping the Election Map, Literally

Anyone Else Feeling Like

"What the fuck's next?"

?

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Roasted Beet and Blue Cheese Salad

Sexiest. Salad. Ever. Especially when followed by a hot liasion with a bowl of curried squash soup.

(Thanks to Cat for an amazing fall lunch and a great chat.)

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Lauren Velez

They dress her in some terrible clothes (see above), but she's hot.

Oh, yeah, Katy, that reminds me: you left your gloves in our car.

TV! Movies! Never Leave the House!

www.free-tv-video-online.info

Today I'm Two Out Of Three

and I'll take it. Obama's in. Cancer's out. Wedding's in Boston.

In Marketing, They Call This KGOY--Kids Growing Older Younger

I saw my first High School Musical movie this weekend.

Disney is famous for teaching tweens to act like teens, and teaching four-year-olds to act like tweens. But is nothing sacred? Of all the messages they convey to these tender, young minds, why must we confront young girls with a hard truth even adults still struggle with?

All the good ones are gay.