Friday, October 31, 2008

Here's My Radio Debut, And Now I Promise to Stop Talking About It

Sara Barron, lesbian mother of two, on the Exchange with Ben Kieffer

It went really quickly, and I had no idea what I even said until I listened back. Alas, there wasn't time for some of my best material. ;)

Thursday, October 30, 2008

Sara Barron, Lesbian Mother of Two

I hit the airwaves tomorrow at 10:00 am on your local Iowa Public Radio station.

P.S. I totally beat you, Dad. First the Wahoo Gazette, now this?

Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Sexy Bitch?


Anne Hathaway

So Low I'm Looking Up Sarah Palin's Skirt

I always wanted to be a hippie. (Sorry, Bri, it's true.) And I never really understood why no one in my generation was carrying the hippie torch. Where were the rallies and the activists? Not just five angry people with signs. Real fucking rallies with community and power, and something resonant to say.

Today, I'm feeling the civil rights vibe pretty strong. And I'm wondering why.

Sad to say, I think people are finally stirring because it's just gotten SO DAMN BAD. And now we have no choice. It's time to fix things, THIS MINUTE, or just go home and drink the kool-aid.

Kumba-fucking-ya. We shall overcome.

Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Some Things I Wish Everyone Knew

1) URLs and email addresses are not case-sensitive.
2) Dogs should not be allowed to jump on people.
3) I don't want to hear about your ________.
4) Feeding juice to your kids is a terrible idea.
5) "Valentine" has no "m," and "February" has two "r"s.
6) Please don't cut me off, park too close to my car, or run through a red light past me. I'm not a very good driver and will probably hit you.


What are yours?

Wednesday, October 15, 2008

Save Your Rotten Tomatoes

I've been busy and upset and I don't need this bullshit from you.

Here are some pictures of me having fun with my friends.










Friday, October 3, 2008

The Ultimate Mix

Glad you guys (or just Carrie?) are cracking yourselves up with that QOTD about good fall songs. Let's put that infinite music knowledge to good use, shall we?

What songs should Melissa and I play at our wedding reception? Hint: I mean for real.

(Yeah, that's right. For those of you who missed the official announcement--see sidebar--Melissa and I are getting married to celebrate our tenth anniversary. You're invited.)

Y'all Seen This?

Question of the Day

Oh, who the hell cares what the question is? Just answer with one of three generic prefabbed responses and wink at the camera!

Also Not Quite Cupcakes


Finger Cookies! Find the recipe here.

Thursday, October 2, 2008

Why Does It Bother Me

when people misspell "Rachael Ray"?

I Want These Sunglasses


Perfect for the woman who's a perpetual Glamour Don't!

Wednesday, October 1, 2008

The Anti-Cupcake