Now With 50% Less Snark!

A couple of you might be disappointed, a few relieved, and the rest won't care, but...

I'm feeling like I need to be Positive! and Upbeat! lately. Which is why I can't think of anything to write about.

Serious Bi-Partisan Compromise

I've got a great idea. I'm pretty sure it'll please the right and the left:

Sarah Palin for Mrs. America

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Famke Janssen (how have I gotten this far without her?)

Question of the Day

What's the best song or album for a gorgeous fall day?

Sexy Bitches (If You're Into That Kind Of Thing)

And who isn't?

Naked Clowns Against Multiple Sclerosis

Question of the Day

In honor of our ninth anniversary:

What's something you love about Melissa?

:-)

Archives are cool. This is so interesting.

Meet Sara

Meet Wilma, a model of a Neanderthal woman based on DNA findings.

"The findings had suggested that at least some Neanderthals would have had red hair, pale skin, and possibly freckles."

Question of the Day

What's your favorite website?

Naked Dave Foley

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Missy Peregrym (would someone else please start watching Reaper?)

Question of the Day

Singing in the car to the radio:

a) Yes, always.
b) Only if I'm by myself
c) Only if it's dark outside
d) No
e) I don't listen to music
f) (whatever else ya got)

Foodie Porn + Math Porn

= Romanesco Broccoli!


I heart fractals.

Question of the Day

What character from a book or movie would you most like to be?

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Patrik Antonius (and thank you, Mary for bringing this to our attention)

Interesting

Try this test, and see how you score:

Your Approximate Number Sense

(Not as boring as the title makes it sound.)

Question of the Day

What's a terrible song you're embarrassed to admit you like a lot?

I'll start us off: Mine is "Photograph" by Nickelback.

Question of the Day

What's your most peculiar turn-on?

Come On, Jason... You Don't Think I'm Pretty?

If you disagree with Jason, and think that Dan Lauria is, in fact, the finest hunk of man ever on prime time, you'll enjoy this site and this site. (You're welcome.)

You Know What's Cute?

Pictures of puppies.


You know what's NOT so cute?
When your dog rips the head off of a baby bunny, eats it, then vomits half-digested bunny brains all over the living room rug.

Thinking about getting a dog? May I suggest just Googling pictures of dogs, instead?

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Craig Ferguson

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Question of the Day

Should it be legal to punch someone for being an idiot? Why or why not?

Bonus question: Should the fact that it's illegal stop you?

(Extra, extra credit: Why can't Sara remember to take her psych meds?)

Sexy Bitch--America's Next Top Model Edition

ANTM has started up again. Fashion? Eh. Hot girls with a liberal sprinkle of the gays? Yum. (Tyra's just a bad aftertaste.)


Hot Model 1


Hot Model 2


Hot Model 3

For those of you not following all the latest ANTM buzz, one of Tyra's top 14 is a tranny. A full 3/4 of these women were total whores about it. BOOOOOOOO!!!

Headline of the Day

Sorry, I had an article to post, but it disappeared into a black hole.

hardy har har.

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Toshi Reagon

Oooo, It Is SO Creepy! Why Is It So Creepy, Mommy?

A little gem from the Onion, here.

Question of the Day

What is your favorite thing about your best friend?

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Dave Grohl

Presidential Anagrams

--Sarah Palin--
Las Piranha
Anal Parish
A Sharp Nail
Hi Anal Spar
Alas! Harp In
Ah, Liar Naps

--John Sidney McCain--
Join Machined Sync
Cyanide Schmo Jinn
Johnny Manic's Iced
Made Cynic, John. Sin.

--Barack Hussein Obama--
Cram A Hunk: Babe Oasis

Saw This and Thought of You

Please, God, Not the Swings

Liam's partner in the unofficial Playground X-Games went so high on the swings that he threw himself OVER the top bar. He'll be in a cast for the next six weeks. Liam thinks it's awesome. We could not convince him otherwise.

I'm Still Gonna Go With "He's a Zombie"

Apparently I missed a fairly obvious fact about John McCain and his war wounds/freakishly inflexible shoulders.

The whole thing leads me to wonder:

Why don't I care?

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Philip Baker Hall

Question of the Day

What's your favorite smell?

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Tom Welling

For the Love of God

... will someone please tell me why John McCain cannot raise his arms above his shoulders?

On the Mend

We sprang Melissa from the hospital this morning. She's already getting antsy from all the resting. I cannot relate.

But rest she must, because it hurts to stand, sit, move, cough, or laugh!

She's very grateful for all the support, and is now accepting phone calls and text messages.

P.S. Party at the Barrons' house in a week or two when she's feeling better. We'll provide the Vicodin.

Goodness, Gracious, Great Appendix of Fi... (that doesn't really work, does it)

Melissa's appendix went on strike.

Emergency surgery and an overnight stay in the hospital! Huzzah!

Out of work for a week! Ka-boom!

No lifting for a few weeks! Ker-blewy!!

Sara finally has to do her fair share of the chores! Take that!

Melissa, always an attention-seeking drama queen. Get well soon, Melis! When you see her, wish her well. Then, ask her about her new favorite ER doctor. :)

Google Chrome

Ooh, it's so shiny and new. Download it and see for yourself.

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Missy Elliott

Headline of the Day

Trends in Economic Prosperity Correlate to Presidential Policy and Party Affiliation

On some issues, there is a simple RIGHT and WRONG.

We can all quit pretending that supply-side economics works for the average American. It don't.

Animated GIFs are For Idiots

And these delighted me (WHEE!) for hours:

Movie Poster Quiz

I was terrible at this. I think I got, like, five.

You try it and report back.

Question of the Day

Tell us something about you--something that's not really a big deal, but you're pretty proud of it anyway.

Mae's a Star!

www.katecaroldance.com/photos

I'm Depressed

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Bristol Palin

And apparently I'm not the only one who thinks so.

Marfan's Alert

Last night at the grocery store, I saw this cover of Globe. Check out the bottom left-hand corner. You guys make me smile.

For more shocking news about Michael "Marfan's" Phelps, click here.