Santa Claus
Merry Christmas, all!
Things I Don't Tell My Wife
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When everything gets dark and everyone goes to bed on Saturdays, I write all
night. Well. That’s what I tell my wife. I might only write one paragraph.
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23 hours ago
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Oh...hellz, yeah.
I'm speechless. I'm never speechless.
Dear Santa,
I have been a very good boy this year and I would like a Flesh Gordon Cock Ring and a Micro Machines Bung hole Jitter bug.
Deck the Balls with boughs of Holly...fa la la la la la la la lurch.
If there were any need of further evidence, Santa is most definitely NOT Jewish.
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