I likes to clean my house, wake up early to bake cookies, make lists, boss Melissa and my sister around, fret about where all the people are going to go, fret about why no one's here yet, make people really strong drinks, circulate with plates of food, laugh and fake smile, talk a tiny bit to my real friends, pass out, then wake up early to a sticky, sticky kitchen and a hung-over-but-still-beautiful girlfriend.
(With apologies to Snoop Dogg)
Things I Don't Tell My Wife
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When everything gets dark and everyone goes to bed on Saturdays, I write all
night. Well. That’s what I tell my wife. I might only write one paragraph.
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Best party EVER!
(thanks for leaving out the crying part)
Yeah, but who was the hot Mexican butch with the flannel? That bitch MADE the party.
I assume you're apologizing to Snoop Dogg because he wasn't invited.
And you can't fool me--there's no way you likes to clean up the house.
I dont get the snoop dog thing, but I had a great time.
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