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p.s. this doesn't mean I'm back to blogging.

I'm Sorry For The Way Things Are In China

I Don't Really Understand Either

Mae: What year were you born?

Me: 1977

Mae: No, what year?

Me: 1977

Mae: I mean, like, two thousand and what?

Me: No, I was born before 2000.

Mae (visibly anguished): I don't understand what you're saying!!!

And so on. We finally just agreed to drop it.

Straight and Narrow

I saw Milk last night. It sucked. If you need to purge yourself of some straight guilt, and you wanna feel "down with the gays" in the most sanitized way possible, fine. Go see it.

If you actually want to learn about, appreciate, and be moved by the contributions of Harvey Milk, please watch this instead.

I Think This Happens To Me On My Couch, Too.

A Tactic to Cut ICU Trauma: Get Patients Up

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Shawn Goldsmith, a Long Island teen who earned every merit badge offered by the boy scouts, a feat described as 'almost unheard-of' by scout officials.

He was awarded his 121st Boy Scout of America merit badge on December 19, 2008